“Do you have a left shoe that I can borrow?"👡🍸 (at Montreal, Quebec)

milsoph:

I would rather die than be inconvenienced even slightly

elephant6:

this…….. is the best headline

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gleak:

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

flawlessyoutubers:

hello

bpdshan:

please be clingy with me i need it

flawlessyoutubers:

can we start using orangutans for reaction pics i mean look 

this 

(aw shit)

is

(#bootyhadmelike)

some

(wanna say that to my face bitch?)

quality

(can’t go on)

shit

(thigh gap <3)

i mean

(aw hell nah)

look

at these

fuckers

(he works hard for the money)

truly my best post

favoriterecrd:

[dragging my sad, limp body across the floor] im doing fine

gradientgod:

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

SPOOKY WEEK STARTS TOMORROW